The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed:

I want shit
Envy:

I want your shit
Wrath:

I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust:

I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony:

This is some tasty shit
Sloth:

I don't feel like doing shit
Pride:

I am the shit

sherlockwolf:

frukass:

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes

ok so i may or may not have just made the saga of moon moon

This is the best thing on the entire internet

frukass:

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes

ok so i may or may not have just made the saga of moon moon

This is the best thing on the entire internet

(Source: shercocklocked)

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: desmondkawaii)

s-h-o-r-t-s:

anchor-dr0p:

1-800—dreamer:

tinystubbytoes:

THERE ARE STILL BOMBS IN BOSTON. any of my followers who live in boston, stay INSIDE!

there are reports of MORE BOMBS hidden in trashcans and other places, possibly not just around the marathon area!

PLEASE STAY INSIDE BOSTON RESIDENTS, WORKERS, AND STUDENTS.

do not go for a walk today, don’t go to any public place until the city has been secured!

this needs to be on everyones blog no matter the blog type

please stay safe!

(Source: meeevs)

My Psychology Professor:

People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

nothingworkshere:

HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME

Are you kidding me? Pajarito… Nonono

I am so done… sosososo done with Venezuela’s government. What’s wrong with you people?! Can’t you see that this idiot is going to ruin our country? He doesn’t even know the geographical map and you think he’ll be able to fucking govern OUR country? No no. There is no truth in this. None. Corruption at its finest, its a shame…

losingateverything:

bittersweetbubbles:

lohvely:

this has been one of my favorite poems for so long

Sorry for the poem spam guys :*

Love this, always have.

(Source: blessedtobebroken)